Poe the cat
There was once a cat called Poe
He really liked to mow
He was actualy santa
And he really liked fanta
And then he turned back into Poe.
Private jet Fet
There was a once a man called Fet
He flew a private jet
One day he bumped into a whale-shark
Then he got launched into a national-park
Then he flew away and started a bet.
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